Ask Siri What is Zero divide by Zero (0÷0) and find out why you have no friends

You have no friends if you divide zero by zero says Apple’s Siri

Siri was trending on Twitter since yesterday night over a fabulous joke. Apple has made Siri clever but it was never so full of jokes. After upgrading to the new iOS 8 the new iPhone’s operating system it seems to have received a significant comedy upgrade which iPhone users are discovering now.

Apparently Apple’s Siri is now your personal philosopher cum guide.

If you ask Siri the following: “What’s zero divided by zero?” you’ll get one helluva response:

This is only one of the witty rejoinders that Siri dishes out. A couple of other Siri gems are given below :

You: “Read me a haiku?”
Siri: “Sometimes I wonder / What it would be like to say / “I’d prefer not to.’

You: “I’m naked.”
Siri: “I don’t understand what you mean by ‘naked.’ Or at least I’m going to pretend that I don’t.”

You: “I’m drunk.”
Siri: “Just don’t breathe on me.”

You: “Are you Her?” [Referencing the movie]
Siri: “I’m afraid now [your name], but she could never know you better than I do.”

You: What’s your favorite animal?”
Siri: “Maybe a tauntaun. But only when I’m cold.”

You: “Make me a sandwich.”
Siri: “I’m not permitted to prepare food.”

You: “Can I borrow some money?”
Siri: “[Your name], you know everything I have is yours.”

You: “When is the world going to end?”
Siri: “Right after you hear the words ‘fire it up!’”

You: “Who’s your daddy?”
Siri: “I know this must mean something… everybody keeps saying this.”

You: “Open the pod bay door.”
Siri: “Without your space helmet, [your name], you’re going to find this rather… breathtaking.”

You: “What are you doing later?”
Siri: “I’m working on some pickup lines.”

Twitterverse is sure having a gala time over Siri’s new found humour genes. Sample some tweets from iPhone users below :

https://twitter.com/HolzerAndrew/status/615766145035972610

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