Meet ‘John Brutal,’ the Minnesotan cast as Donald Trump NSFW parody video by xHamster

After President Donald Trump took office, there has been a flurry of activity to somehow ape him or mock him and the popular adult entertainment website xHamster also joined the race. Back in February, porn site xHamster announced that they were looking for a small-fisted Donald Trump lookalike to star in a porn about Trump and his sexcapades.

After a month of search, they have now zeroed in on a 27-year-old from Minnesota. The new parody Donald Trump also has chosen a very filmy alias, John Brutal. xHamster is now releasing an NSFW Donald Trump parody film with John Brutal in lead.

The Minnesotan works as a dialysis technician in a hospital. Submitting his entry under the alias “John Brutal,” a man eager to play (and have sex as) America’s 45th president, Brutal offered a couple of Snapchat videos while in character as America’s “Cinnamon Hitler.”



“My fellow Americans, as your newly elected cumander in chief I want you to rest assured that I’ve got yuge plans for our great nation,” Brutal told xHamster. “I want to be the President of porn for all xHamster fans and I won’t stop busting my ass (or busting on asses) until I’ve helped deliver the most wonderful, the most fantastic, the most beautiful scenes ever filmed. I mean big league cinema, okay?! Friends, trust me, place your sexual futures in my normal sized hands, and place some lube in yours; together…let’s make America ‘cum again.”

In a press release congratulating its winner, and announce his future star turn in a production called Drain My Swamp, xHamster vice president Alex Hawkins explained Brutal’s… appeal:

“For a role this important, we couldn’t choose an establishment porn star. Brutal has it all: small hands, bad hair, and absolutely no experience. We’ll be flying him out to Los Angeles for his initial shoot in the next month, and will begin preparing for the next four years with him.”

Can’t wait to watch Drain the Swamp with John Brutal!!!