You have no friends if you divide zero by zero says Apple’s Siri
Siri was trending on Twitter since yesterday night over a fabulous joke. Apple has made Siri clever but it was never so full of jokes. After upgrading to theย new iOS 8 the new iPhoneโs operating system it seems to have received a significant comedy upgrade which iPhone users are discovering now.
Apparently Apple’s Siri is now your personalย philosopher cum guide.
If you ask Siri the following: โWhatโs zero divided by zero?โ youโll get one helluva response:
โImagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesnโt make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.โ
This is only one of the witty rejoinders that Siri dishes out. A couple of other Siri gems are given below :
You: โRead me a haiku?โ
Siri: โSometimes I wonder / What it would be like to say / โIโd prefer not to.โYou: โIโm naked.โ
Siri: โI donโt understand what you mean by โnaked.โ Or at least Iโm going to pretend that I donโt.โYou: โIโm drunk.โ
Siri: โJust donโt breathe on me.โYou: โAre you Her?โ [Referencing the movie]
Siri: โIโm afraid now [your name], but she could never know you better than I do.โYou: Whatโs your favorite animal?โ
Siri: โMaybe a tauntaun. But only when Iโm cold.โYou: โMake me a sandwich.โ
Siri: โIโm not permitted to prepare food.โYou: โCan I borrow some money?โ
Siri: โ[Your name], you know everything I have is yours.โYou: โWhen is the world going to end?โ
Siri: โRight after you hear the words โfire it up!โโYou: โWhoโs your daddy?โ
Siri: โI know this must mean somethingโฆ everybody keeps saying this.โYou: โOpen the pod bay door.โ
Siri: โWithout your space helmet, [your name], youโre going to find this ratherโฆ breathtaking.โYou: โWhat are you doing later?โ
Siri: โIโm working on some pickup lines.โ
Twitterverse is sure having a gala time over Siri’s new found humour genes. Sample some tweets from iPhone users below :
I just asked Siri what 0 divided by 0 was, damn hoe snatched me???
— cynthia (@lunaspinktape) June 30, 2015
Siri almost called 911 ?
— ang? (@x_xangiex_x) June 30, 2015
https://twitter.com/HolzerAndrew/status/615766145035972610
I'm so sorry siri pic.twitter.com/Xm4ojHrhIa
— Koby (@slaykoby) June 30, 2015